In my life I’ve had plenty of experiences in bars, night clubs, and strip clubs. I would never characterize myself as a ’strip club guy’ , but I certainly saw my share of boobs and heard Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” a few times and times are changing, lately it seems that I hear more rap and club music. I feel like my experiences make me somewhat of an expert on the subject especially since I have come home to that angry girlfriend or wife after a fun night out, although I’ll be the first to admit that every guy is different. There has gotta be some basic moral fiber in a guy that tells him not to cheat on his lady, no matter where he’s hanging out drinking. So, if a guy doesn’t have that, your screwed regardless of where he hangs out. But assuming most guys do, let’s move on to the issue.

What are the common reasons that wives and girlfriends hate their guy going to the Strip Club?

1) It’s uncomfortable for the women to think of another woman waving her tits in “their” guy’s face.

* Yes, sure I get it. Why buy the milk when you’ve already have got a cow at home, right? Wait, that came out wrong. But seriously, the strip club experience isore than just boobs and ass. Guys go to the strip club because it’s an entertaining diversion. I’m not going to fall in love with a stripper, I’m going there to have some laughs with the fellas. Sure, I might get a lap dance or two, but it’s just part of the show. I’m not making out with strippers or putting my fingers where they don’t belong. Furthermore, seeing boobies is something that is etched in to a man’s DNA when he’s born. We just like seeing boobies, it doesn’t mean we prefer those other (stripper) boobies to the one’s we’ve got at home. They are just different (aka: strange) boobs. So no reason to get jealous. Plus, with the ‘no touching’ laws that have been enacted in most cities for strip clubs, the boobs in our faces are no closer than when I’m watching porn on my computer at home in High Def.

2) Women are worried that going to a Strip Club could lead their husband to infidelity.

* This is the biggest misconception woman have about Strip Clubs. It’s similar to the argument that marijuana is a “gateway” drug. The girls at Strip Clubs are there to make cash. They don’t want to sleep with me, they want to milk me dry of cash and go home to their own boyfriend. It’s a business transaction to them, not love or intimacy. The strippers are actually my wife’s friends, because they just keep me entertained until I can run home to my lady. And trust me, being in a Strip Club is much safer (for the worrying wife) than being at a normal bar. There are plenty of chicks on the prowl at a bar, some even looking for married guys. But a stripper doesn’t care about you, she just wants your $20.00 bill.This is why Strippers work at Strip Clubs. To make cash.

3) Women think it’s trashy behavior for their guy to go to a Strip Club.

* Women are right, it is trashy to go to Titty Bars. But remember, we’re men. We’re the “less evolved” sex. We’re the same guys who also enjoy football, fishing, Nascar, nachos, burping, farting and drinking cheap beer.

4) Women don’t want their men throwing away tons of money on Strippers.

* This is the first legitimate concern we’ve addressed. Strip Clubs are damn expensive. Lap dances are usually $20 a piece. Beers cost $5 plus. And mix drinks and shots can be $8 to $10 or more. So a long active night in a Titty Bar might cost a few hundred dollars a person. So it is a problem if a guy is hitting the Strip Clubs a lot, because that’ll drain the old joint bank account. But as long as it’s an occasional visit, then I think the guy is entitled to spend a little cash. It’s no different than a woman buying an expensive purse, jewelry or shoes.

5) A wife or girlfriend feels hurt that they aren’t “enough”. Their guy needs to look at other naked ladies.

* Again, it has nothing to do with you. We love our ladies. It’s just something that’s engrained in our simple little minds. We like tits. Whether we’re on the beach, at the lake, at the gym or out at a bar - we’re going to check out other girl’s breasts. That doesn’t mean we like those girls, we just have to look. It’s like breathing to us, only instead of air - it’s breasts. So naturally going to a Strip Club on occasion allows us to see some titties. I’ve often said that it doesn’t matter how spectacular a wife (or girlfriend) is, at some point a guy wants to see some “strange”. And if looking at some boobs, means we’re going to be happier in our own relationships, then I think it’s worth it. And the biggest thing in support of Strip Clubs, is the piece of mind they offer the “little lady at home“. Strippers are there to make money…not to try to pick us up. Only once did I ever have a stripper try to “pick me up” and really she didn’t pick me up. She just asked a lot of questions about what type of car I drive, how expensive was the watch I was wearing, where did I live and what did I do, etc. Basically she was sizing up my net worth to see if I was worthy of more from her. Whereas when I was single, I picked up plenty of girls in bars. And I’m not even good looking. Which just shows you that there are just a ton of women out there in bars who are on the prowl. So maybe that Gentlemen’s Club is really a safer environment after all. But this is not to say to lock your man in the house because it’s not safe in bars. Your boyfriend or husband is fine going to bars. It’s just to further prove that Strip Clubs are not something to be hated, as they actually serve a valuable purpose. We get to go have some drinks and laughs with the boys, around other women…and you don’t have to worry about us. That’s it. It’s just that simple. Women do not need to worry about their man cheating if he goes to a Strip Club. Wow, all this talking about Strip Club’s makes me think I need to make a quick stop by.